He is orange
smelly
and not too bright.

His nicknames include
Miso Man
Stinky Boy
and Budbud.

He likes
Fancy Feast Grilled Chicken Feast in Gravy
meowijuana
and cat gogurt.

playing with laser pointers
is his favorite activity.

he will run into things,
BONK his head on furniture,
abandon all worldly desires,
all to chase that
glorious, glorious glowing dot.

So for his safety,
(and my sanity),
I decided to make an infinite laser game for him,
one that will keep track of his scores and go on forever,
so he can play to his heart's content
without injuring himself
(OR my things)
and (hopefully) prove that he's actually smarter than we think.